"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

- A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)

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It’s not just that I enjoy people’s misery, I just enjoy knowing that I’m not the only person that’s miserable.

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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Never Give A Girl Time To Think After You Messed Up…

by the time you come back, she will not only be mad about what you did/said, but she will have had time to think of all the other shit she shouldn’t have let slide and you’ll be in much more trouble.

"Each relationship between two persons is absolutely unique. That is why you cannot love two people the same. It simply is not possible. You love each person differently because of who they are and the uniqueness that they draw out of you."

-  Wm. Paul Young, The Shack: Where Tragedy Confronts Eternity (via wordsnquotes)

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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